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[kickair8p]

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I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, “no. get out.”

And the dude next to me says “hey i'm not doing anything, i'm a paying customer.” and the bartender reaches under the counter for a bat or something and says, “out. now.” and the dude leaves, kind of yelling. And he was dressed in a punk uniform, I noticed

Anyway, I asked what that was about and the bartender was like, “you didn't see his vest but it was all nazi shit. Iron crosses and stuff. You get to recognize them.”

And i was like, ohok and he continues.

“you have to nip it in the bud immediately. These guys come in and it's always a nice, polite one. And you serve then because you don't want to cause a scene. And then they become a regular and after awhile they bring a friend. And that dude is cool too.

And then THEY bring friends and the friends bring friends and they stop being cool and then you realize, oh shit, this is a Nazi bar now. And it's too late because they're entrenched and if you try to kick them out, they cause a PROBLEM. So you have to shut them down.”

And i was like “oh damn.” and he said “yeah, you have to ignore their reasonable arguments because their end goal is to be terrible, awful people.”

And then he went back to ignoring me. But I haven't forgotten that at all.

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[lindenwalker-studios]

I've had this painting on the backburner for months and finally got around to it :)

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[A gouache painting of three sunlit green pears; still on the tree. beside the painting are some red, yellow, blue. and white paint tubes, as well as a small palette knife.]

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[imagedescribed]

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[kickair8p]

Images are X posts by brian @brianonhere , Nov 6 2024, between 6:45 and 6:50am, black text on white background, all lower-case, 4.3K likes. Images text reads:

the leftist position is that people's positions, even if horrific, have roots in their material reality. the liberal position as best i can tell is that 20-30% of the country has an irredeemably evil soul. i guess im going with the one you could actually do something about.

like if it's one or the other, even if i'm wrong i'm going with the version that presents a path forward other than what, wholesale murder or imprisonment of millions of your countrymen so they can't do politics anymore?

“half the country is evil” ok the next question is obviously well what are you gonna do about it? calling them evil clearly didn't work!

i have no choice but to believe that trump would be way less appealing if people could afford their rent, if healthcare was available, if they didn't have to choose between groceries and medication. what's the alternative?? believe i should scold harder??

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[genuinebluff]

Are you tired of your partner boiling your milk with their laser vision without permission? Why not try... The Dome! BEFORE: -Sad -Hot milk -laser vision is less cool

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[lindenwalker-studios]

I have seen Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse twice and I love this guy.

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[A chaotic, full body traditional drawing of Spider Punk running with his guitar. The piece combines different textures like cross-hatching and stippling as well as bold slashes of color such as pink, yellow, purple, blue, and red. Many of the abstract shapes that frame the jamming figure create forms like lightning bolts, explosions, and bullets.]

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[genuinebluff]

stop fucking blazing your SHIT posts bro. If they're not getting any notes it's because they aren't funny, NOT because "not enough people saw it". god I hope you get diarrhoea in public.

CONSUMER,

You said you struggled with "diarrhoea in public". The Genuine Team sends our sincerest sympathies and hopes you can find solace in the knowledge the Genuine Team also struggles with Tummy Troubles.

Follow @crohnschronicals for memes about having tummy issues

Follow @genuinebluff for memes about nonsense

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Diarrhoea(diarrhea) In Public?

Diarrhoea(diarrhea) In Public Is No Joke! If You Struggle With Your Gut, Do Not Be Ashamed & Check Out The Blog Linked Below For Memes And Camaraderie.

[lindenwalker-studios]

Couldn't sleep last night so I made a comic.

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[A three panel comic. The first panel shows a fiery explosion with sparks falling down like shooting stars. The text on this panel reads "When you disappeared you you must have exploded into a million pieces..." The second panel is a collage of vehicles and street signs peppered with hidden figures and falling sparks. It reads "...because I keep seeing you everywhere." The final panel is a closeup on an averted eye with two irises crying a single spark. It reads "Strangers with your eyes never hold my gaze."]

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[murdotranscribes]

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Screenshot of a Bluesky post. The user's display name is "Elle" and their handle is "elleisanisland.bsky.social". The post reads:

just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and a tech bro is twitching so hard he can't even plug this into the mediocrity machine so it can tell him how to respond

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[lindenwalker-studios]

This came to me in a vision.

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[A faux book cover titled Peas; rendered in a green retro font, and sub titled Have You Considered Them? Below the title is a painting of green peas in their pods, some of which breaking the border of the square they are contained in. Underneath the bean box is the artist name, Linden Walker.]

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[lindenwalker-studios]

Made a little guy :)

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[A gouache painting of a white goose bent over and peering through its legs at the viewer; in turn, showing off its fluffy bum.]

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[lindenwalker-studios]

Take this rock! Been busy working on a larger book project that I can't quite share yet so accept this small gift.

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[A digital painting of a rocky riverbed. The partially submerged stones are banded with varying hues of orange, pink, and brown. The central stone is shaped like a heart.]

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[kickair8p]

Image is of a tweet by @nuhhnsense at 3:28am on May 12th 2021, image text reads: “ ‘Can the hungry go on a hunger strike? Non-violence is a piece of theatre. You need an audience. What can you do when you have no audience? People have the right to resist annihilation.’ -- Arundhati Roy. This quote knocked like 16 years of liberal pacifism out of me in one go.”

[lindenwalker-studios]

Here's a little snippet from a larger project I'm working on. Can't wait for the nice weather to come around.

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[A little girl prancing through green grass and yellow and purple flowers, trailing pedals and leaves behind her against a light blue sky. She is dressed in a light pink overall skirt with a crescent moon on the pocket as well as matching yellow rainboots and t-shirt. On her left wrist is a bracelet made of big pink round beads and her hair, styled into cornrows, are ended with little yellow stars.]

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[lindenwalker-studios]

Wanted to do something a little wintery :)

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[A digital painting of a frozen lake. Tall coniferous trees are off in the distance, dwarfed by blue mountains. The sky is cloudy and the ice is covered in cracks and gashes despite being thick and blue.]

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[lindenwalker-studios]

No End Time Lapse Video over on my Youtube :)

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[Below the video link is two images, a sketch and a finished digital painting. It is of a train tunnel in the middle of the woods, the surroundings are green and cool with a pool of water covering most of the tracks. Ripples in the water create circular patterns as the tunnel is obscured by a purple haze filled with abstract swirling shapes which reflect a rainbow opalescence. Before the tunnel stand three children in matching yellow hoodies looking into the mysterious portal.]

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